If there are photos, they will be taken by some impossible-to-miss steampunk contraption, so at least they won't be secret photos?

With a snap, a sudden sharp line of pain goes straight to his cock and makes him push back against Iroha's crotch with even more enthusiasm.

"I guess I'm turning into the blushing virgin here because I'm already hard." It's partly from staring so intently at the statue and letting his imagination run wild, but there's no reason not to let Iroha attribute it completely to his own efforts. "But you don't have to take my word for it if you're more of a hands-on proof kind of guy."

That is not part of the statue.